THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

•Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.
-Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

•Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America.
-Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

•Between 31 and 35, she is like India.
-Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

•Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France.
-Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

•Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.
-Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

•Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia.
-Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

•Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia.
-A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

•After 70, women become like Zimbabwe.
-Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.

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