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Saturday, 4 November 2017

THE 10 KINDS OF PEOPLE YOU WILL FIND IN EVERY NAIJA VIEWING CENTER! WHICH OF THEM MAKE VIEWING CENTERS MOST INTERESTING?



1. THE NOISE MAKERS
They can't close their mouth during a football game. You hear things like; " Messi is good but he is not better than Joseph Yobo"

2. THE DIE HARD FANS
When their club is loosing 8-0, they will still shout! "My club is better than yous", We won you guys on October 1st,1960"

3. FAIR WEATHER FANS
They are the direct opposite of the Die Hard fans. They turn on their club when the club they are supporting is losing.

4. THE STATS GURU!
They can give stats for Africa; You will hear stats like; "Sir Alex Ferguson was still a baby the last time Liverpool had 90% ball possession against Manchester United"

5. THE FOOTBALL MANAGERS
You will hear things like; Mourinho is stupid! United would have scored 5 goals against Huddersfield if Mourinho played Lukaku on goal and De Gea as a false nine.

6. THE REFEREES
You will hear things like; " Thunder fire that referee for awarding a penalty! The player only kick him in the 18 yard box! He didn't break his legs!!

7. THE KNOW IT ALL
These guys know everything after a bad event. You will hear things like; Lacazette would have scored that goal if he used is nose instead of his head! De Gea should have played in midfield!

8. THE BEAUTIFUL BABES
They came to support their boyfriends. Nothing else! When you asked them who they support, they will say CHELSEA!
When you ask them who the coach of Chelsea is? They will answer Drogba!

9 THE TROUBLE MAKERS
They are the most entertaining in viewing centers because they insult the opposing and loosing fans with songs, chants, facts, and exaggerations. You will hear "Kai, See as them beat United! Common Huddersfield wey Ikorodu United go wire 10 zero,"

10 THE BETTING CLUB
They are not there for the clubs they support. They are there for the results. You will hear things like; "Ohh! Chelsea dey mad! See as them just cut my ticket"

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