Official Adekaz Jokes Compilation part 2



1.Honestly, Africans don't have time to rest, even after death they work as ancestors.

2. So after bleaching your skin, you're in church busy singing "I know who i am"
Yes! 
You are a chameleon

3.Breast-less girl still wearing bra. What are you trying to hold? Your heart or your feelings

4.When she posts a status " I miss my Bae".
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Then about about 6 guys begins to feel special, at the same time. She's confusing our brothers

5.A prostitute was was raped in Hillbrow, and the case was attended at the magistrate court.

Magistrate : Why did you open a rape case two weeks after the rape took place ?.
Prostitute : I noticed that i have been raped after the cheque bounced in the bank.

6.Our friend was accusing people for witchcraft, because he is failing all his subjects.
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Then we decided to put him through a test. On the school closing day, we decided to put a 1kg stone in his school bag, and he came back with it today.

7.Having sex with a Girl who doesn't Scream is like watching a Soccer Match without commentators!!

8.Your Mum Will beg You To help her Unhook Her "Bra", You'll Be Doing Like Snail, But When it's "Bae", You suddenly becomes Fast And Furious season 8.bro you go die premature oooo

9. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you will be the next topic?

10. My friend is Jobless and his Employed Girlfriend told him..."This Relationship is not Working,Just like you!!
My friend has lost his appetite for 3days now.

11.Am not used to this but this cracked my ribs

Pastor:Its time for Thanksgiving
Interpreter:Asiko to fun idupe
Pastor:Drop your offerings......
Interpreter:E fi ore yin kale
Pastor:Don't dance like a foolish person
Interpreter:Ma Lo jo bii oloshi!!!
(and the whole church shouted)
Wo!!!😂😂


12.The last drop of urine 💧 will never obey the law of gravity unless u shake it well*

*By: Isaac Newton's roommate*   

13. Am not used to this but this cracked my ribs

Pastor:Its time for Thanksgiving
Interpreter:Asiko to fun idupe
Pastor:Drop your offerings......
Interpreter:E fi ore yin kale
Pastor:Don't dance like a foolish person
Interpreter:Ma Lo jo bii oloshi!!!
(and the whole church shouted)
Wo!!!😂😂

14.I humblly went to a RESTAURANT and after seeing every table being occupied by couples,  I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying,
"My friend, your wife is here with another man just come and see"

Nine ladies DISAPPEARED!!


15.On d last day, some guys will still be looking at the yansh of some girls while going to hell.
Angels will be shouting "julius enter o😂😂😂😂

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