AWKWARD MOMENT 1-5 JOKE BY DINDY

AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 1)
That awkward moment, when your pastor tells you to look straight into the eyes of the person sitting beside you and say “I love you with all my heart”. But you imagine that when you turn the person seating beside you will be a beautiful girl with blue eyes.
Girl: I love you with all my heart.
Dindy: can we kiss?……..lol.
But actually when you really turn the person seating beside you is a guy with a gay look.
Partner: I love you with all my heart (licking lips)
Dindy: I am a lawyer! And my dad is a Judge!……lol
#DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 2.

AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 2)
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That awkward moment when you’re making a phone call in a bus and everyone keeps quiet just to hear you make a mistake.
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Girl: Hello james.
Dindy: Mmm sweet voice.
Girl: Have you collecting my money?.
Dindy: Chai o this girl don drop heavy bomb o!…….lol.
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 3.

AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 3)
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That awkward moment when you’re in class, having the best time of your life playing with your friends, then a teacher comes in and writes “Test part one” on the blackboard.
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Teacher: Everyone bring out a piece of paper and a pen, we’re about to write a test.
Dindy: Who gave birth to this idiot?……lol
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 4.

AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 4)
That awkward moment when you laugh without knowing what was actually said, and then you were asked to say what the person said.
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Girl: What did he say that made you laugh?.
Dindy: Hmmmm__I don’t even know.
Girl: Then why did you laugh?.
Dindy: Because your dad is a virgin….. :D :D
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 5.

AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 5)

That awkward moment when you are asked to spell something in class, but you spelt something entirely different so that your classmates won’t think you don’t know how to spell.
Teacher: Dindy stand up and spell “FISH”.
Dindy: [STANDS UP] W-A-T-E-R.
Teacher: Are you ok?.
Teacher: I told you to spell fish, you’re spelling “Water”.
Teacher: Why did you spell water?.
Dindy: Because FISH lives in WATER…. :D :D.
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 6.

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